Many Thanks...
Just wanted to say "thank you" to the network for holding up my mail, losing my statements, causing me extra late fees and fines by not delivering my mail. And you do this knowing I'm broke and that I have the boys for the summer, who are eating machines, as all children are. Thank you for cementing in our minds and hearts how much you really love us. We do appreciate the continuing object lessons you provide for us.
Thank you, as well, for the demonic attacks in the last month: the growling demons clattering over the roof, the annoying tapping sounds on the walls that move all over, and all the other examples of "Fuck Love" you can muster. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you for removing ALL DOUBT about what you are and what you represent, when the etheric entities sent to us to harass us are dwarf-like, black, cloven-hooved wolves with red and black eyes. Thank you for conjuring that all up for our amusement. We appreciate knowing the depths you'll go to to bring entertainment our way.
Because it clarifies things for us. It does.
See, Dad sends us shimmering angels full of patience and understanding. Whose features are clear, perfect, and radiate all goodness. You guys send us growling critters that smell bad. Really bad. Like rotting fish in the sun.
Just wanted to express my gratitude. For all you do.
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